December 2011
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My Inner Thoughts...
You know how people get on your nerves sometimes? Well I have the strange ability to completely ignore that feeling and go on with my life as if nothing has happened. Sounds great right? Wrong. I’ve found that all those tiny, insignificant things build up inside of me and are completely pushed away until I’m alone with myself and thinking (which I do a lot). I’m alone in my...
Dec 27th
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Rum and cheese = My new remedy to life.
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